Top 10s

The latest Top Ten is a selection of choice sayings from the side stand at Tattershall Road.
1 "Come and sit with us!" - Noel
2 "Come and play down this side a bit" - Tony
3 "You could grow tates down this side Boston" - Tony
4 "Get after him!" Sidestand Charlie (anyone know his real name?)
5 "Ooh no ref" - Tony
6 "He won't play with wingers - it does annoy me, you know" - Tony
7 "Why don't they put someone out wide when they take a corner?" - Noel
8 "Bloody rubbish Boston" - Sidestand Charlie
9 "Man United are 1-0 up" - man with radio
10 "You watch - we'll lose this 3-0" - BrianT
Thanks go to Jez Ashberry for sending those in.

Poachers Pop Top Ten
Here's a man who remembers his Big Country B-sides.
Poachers fan David Holmes has come up with a line-up of players whose names feature popular songs:
1) BROWN Eyed Girl (Van Morrison)
2) One Day ATTER Time (Lena Martlell)
3) The WRIGHT Stuff (Brian Ferry/Johnny Marr)
4) Give Me One REESON (Tracy Chapman)
5) The PRICE of Love (The Everley Brothers)
6) A WINTERS Tale (Genesis)
7) Don't WALKER Way (Jade)
8) Country RHODES (John Denver)
9) Straight SHOOTER (The Mamas and the Papas)
10) WEIGHELL Meet Again (Vera Lynn)
11) Stand By Your MANN (Tammy Wynette)

Subs: Angle PARK (Big Country)
SHIPP to SHAW (Chris de Burgh)
We MUSSON Say Goodbye (Tony Bennett)
TOPLISS (Howard Devoto)
SCOTHORNE In My Side (Ouch! - The Eurythmics)

And finally, Dave has suggested a couple more (Curly) hymns worth adding for the approaching festive season:

WHYTE Christmas (Bing Crosby)
Hark the HARRALD Angels Sing (trad.)

What a shame Robbie Williams is no longer around to croon them for us, says Dave.

Simon Ashberry's Top Ten great moments
1. Mick Daley opening the scoring at Barnsley
2. Beating Bangor 1-0 to make it to the FA Cup 1st Round Proper
3. Nick Mallinder’s debut hat-trick away at Arnold
4. Streaker on the pitch in the title-winning game at Mirlees Blackstone
5. Narrow defeat against Taunton in the FA Vase semi-final
6. Beating the then FA Trophy holders Stafford Rangers in a replay
7. Watching Retford beat Skegness to give us the title
8. Police at Tattershall Road for the visit of Corby’s pyromaniac fans
9. Valiant defeat away to Northwich Victoria in the FA Trophy
10. Johnny Mac being chased round the pitch after thumping a Dudley player

Have we forgotten a great moment?
Of have you got your own Top Ten? It could the toughest all-time tacklers or worst away grounds, whatever you like.
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