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Whatever the weather...
|What does the worlds most fashion conscious rock'n'roll band wear over those tasteful shirts? Whatever the weather - they wear leather.|
Sorry mate - we don't do 'smoke on the water' - how about smoke on the stage...
Tell it how it is
|The diamond spells it out for the hard of hearing at the Pacific Road Theatre.|
|Charlie and the Doc suddenly realise they chose the same outfits before leaving home. Don't you just hate it when that happens?|
Don't touch that button!!!
|The Jalaps attempting to mix their new album with no discernible knowledge of the technology involved.|
In the heat of the night....
|Rockin' into the night al fresco style.|
It went thataway!
|Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No - it's - who knows but it flew thataway!|
I want it this loud...
|Charlie instructs the guy on the sound desk how far to push the volume.|
Getting his leg over!
|Charlie shows what a leg over is all about|
Let us all kneel
|You can buy jeans with holes ready ripped in the knees - or you can just go giggin' with the Jalaps.|
|C'mon guys - Buddy Holly had glasses to play his guitar but there are limits you know!|
We've been robbed...
|Doc realises that he and Charlie have just had their watches stolen - just what kind of crowd do you get at gigs these days?|
|Bands always have to look cool, sexy and sophisticated at photo shoots and the jalapenos are obviously no exception to the rule.|
|The rhythm king himself - Mr Diamond Dave!|
With added Jalapeno...
|The legendary Thunder Rider himself, Nik Turner of Hawkwind/Space Ritual fame joins the Jalaps onstage at the 2007 Three Shires Custom Bike Show.|
Rockin' an' Rollin'
|The main stage at Nantwich Jazz & Blues Festival 2006|
|With the Jalapenos, energy conservation is never on the agenda|
|Charlie takes a bite out of a big cymbol. I'm not a dentist but I know that's not recommended.|
Suffering for his art.
|Ouch - The Doc gets his thumb stuck in his bass.|
From the Planet Jalapeno...
|Charlie & The Doc emerge from their landing craft, weapons behind heads in the traditional "let's boogie" greeting while The Diamond sits at the controls...|
See Charlie Jump
|Charlie goes for the world rock'n'roll freestyle high jump record at the Limelight Olympics.|
The sky is falling!
|Charlie & The Doc looking alarmed as the ceiling starts to collapse.|
I know this picture is on another page ALREADY...
|...but I just couldn't resist it. Everyone knows the sun shines out of the Doc's backside, but here is the proof!!!|
What do they teach in school these days?
|The Jalaps are often bewildered to have people asking why they have an Italian flag as a backdrop. What can they answer to that other than the obvious - they don't - it's the Mexican flag! Dave is pictured here in front of said flag hypnotising the entire audience into buying our CDs. |
(Cheers to Mark Booth for this pic and for recent crew assistance - a top man all round!)
Ready to ROCK!!!
|The Jalaps fired up as usual ready for a show, seen here back stage at Liverpool's famous Adelphi Hotel.|