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DO NOT TRY THIS IF IT’S YOUR FIRST TIME !!!!!
One of the Happy Days Scooter Alliance club members, who wishes to remain anonymous (Jools Welch of Risca/Cardiff/Cwmcarn) has recently told his nearest and dearest his most mortifying Rally moment to date… We thought you’d like to share his moment of embarrassment and humiliation!!!
Many many moons ago a much younger and much much less wiser Mr.Welch set out for the Fort William Rally (Scotland) aboard his most favourite and loved Scoot. He was a very happy bunny to be driving all the way to Scotland amongst kindred spirits. By the time that Mr. Welch et al reached Manchester, they had all grown a little tired from their journey and sore from being sat in “The Position” for soooo many hours. The group decided to find an appropriate patch of greenery, maybe a camp site (In Manchester, what the bloody buggery were they thinking) or a rambling meadow (again, what the bloody buggery were they thinking) to rest their weary bodies. They came upon a luscious looking patch of grassy greenery and decided to set camp for the night.
After spending minimal time erecting tents and unrolling sleeping bags the weary group finally retired for the evening, full of excitement for the forthcoming ride…………….
At 3.30 am there came a loud knocking from outside Mr. Welch’s tent!!! Being very aware that they were camped in Manchester, Mr.Welch very tentatively stuck his head out of his tent, large flashlight in hand, ready for the onslaught of Rowdy Locals, Zombies and Were sheep. Imagine his surprise to find several gentlemen from the local Constabulary milling around the tents, rousing Scooterists from their sleep (Not very subtly).
What follows next is an approximation of the conversation that followed, names have been changed to protect the innocent…
Mr. Welch: “What the F**k are you doing, you’ve just woken me up you k***”
Policeman : “Yes Sir, we have a slight situation here”
Mr.Welch : “ You make me sick, all we’re doing is quietly camping, doing no harm…”
Policeman : “If I can interrupt Sir….”
Mr. Welch : “ No you bloody can’t, you’re all the bloody same, picking on us scooterists….”
Policeman : “ Look sunny you have to pack up and move..”
Mr.Welch : “That’s bloody typical, why, we’re not hurting anyone….”
Policeman : “ Sunny you and the rest of the Easy Riders are on the M60 and you're camping on a bloody roundabout !”
Mr.Welch : “ I’ll get my scoot….” |  |
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