Notice to advise the public that all residents of the town of Christchurch, happily settled since time immemorial in the county of Hampshire, are forthwith to be Removed by Order of the Government to the county of Dorset, never to return on pain of perpetual banishment, as of the year 1974.
The above twaddle means that those hoping to find The Christchurch Local History Society on this webpage must click on the link below, on which they will be transported in an instant, before they can say -
"*%*&*@*!" ( a local expression). |