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The Road To Hell. 65 [Wild Guess]

Cobbett's News-Letter.

Feb 2005. The editor, such as he was, slowly surfaced from the primordial swamp marked 'Parking - Reserved for Chairman, Burridge Social & Sports Club' ; 'For exclusive use of L'association de Boules (Le department du Sud)'; 'Go Away! Steering Group for very long-winded constitutions inaction' and slowly looked around, feeling all the time that there was something not quite right, something missing as it were.
His brain, long since addled by misuse fought for supremecy with his memory which nowadays consisted,more or less, of a long series of 'senior moments' with little daylight in between.
Suddenly it all came back as his eyes focused on an old English Heritage sign which informed the rest of mankind that... " This notice marks the last known resting place of the once-thriving Cobbetts Boules Club which had been laid low and had finally succumbed to a combination of chronic indifference and starvation by lack of subscription "...............................
" Ah, glad you mentioned that Mr Editor " mumbled the sleeping giant that was CBC. Scratching its armpits and desperately trying to stay awake long enough to feign interest, " I shall send some money to our beloved treasurer without delay and just to make sure, perhaps you should put something about it on the front page in place of the customary tosh."