Roll of Honour

i] We await with bated breath the names of heroes and heroines for this season but we'll start it off with a pair who are bound to feature with almost regular monotony, Kath Knight and Dave Stubbs who had an "off" day and could only just scrape into the winner's spot by winning ( scores available elsewhere but suffice to say, more than anyone else! ) to lift the trophy at The Bulgarian Open, hosted this year by The Hampshire Rose. Rumour has it they were more than ably assisted in this tin-ware heist by the well known free-fall sky-diver Hunky Mike Knight

ii] ........is it just me or did you too notice a certain deja-vu in the above notice?