Highlights of 1st Year
This is where I take a look back at the main events of last year in Manchester.
THE FIRST NIGHT
Sunday night...the music quiz!! We all found out how sad I am as I got most of the cheesy questions right. Just getting to know each other really.
ANDY LAMB'S BIRTHDAY
No TTs yet...they come later. We all went to Infinity and got pissed. Met Jack. TOP TUNE!
PAUL ASKS DEAN A QUESTION
(Bearing in mind Dean's Welsh)
Paul:"Have you ever been to Wales Dean?"
GRANT AND THE 2 ANDY'S GO TO JABEZ CLEGG
Dean was working so we got cheap drinks. Finan puked on Oxford Road, Lamb was a bit ill and I puked out of the common room window before falling asleep standing up in the bathroom
THE WHOLE 1ST TERM AFTER I BECAME SINGLE
I went a bit mad and drank too much. Everyone started to get used to me being pissed and swearing a lot. Started off a new trend of fighting with Paul and waking up the girls below.
First really got to know Jon. Sang to Gold. Got pissed...again. Girl in leather skirt.
THE CHRISTMAS BALL
Top night. All in formal suits and tuxedos. I was pissed...very pissed. Lost my cummerbund. Danced with a Christmas tree, stole a bauble! Fell asleep on Paul's bed.
GRANT FINISHES HIS EXAMS
In the union by midday playing drinking games. Bladdered by 4. Was very loud, annoying all the girls. Attacked Paul with a pool cue. Talked to someone in London without knowing. Fell asleep. Just a normal day really.
GRANT SEEMS TO SURVIVE FOR 7 WEEKS WITH NO MONEY
Beans on toast again.
Paul can I borrow some money?
Nah I can't I'm skint.
GRANT GETS HIS OVERDRAFT EXTENDED
Paradise Factory...Pissed...Kebab from Monsoons...Fell asleep on the toilet. It's good to be back!
On the 17th March Grant put the following into his body;
3 cans of Carling
1 TT containing 2 vodkas,2 pernods, 1 whisky, 1 gin, 1 bacardi, 1 aftershock & a bottle of Red
1 cocktail of 7 shots of vodka to 1 shot of coke
I was alright till the last drink, then it went seriously Pete Tong! Sat down with Lisa, fell asleep on her, got up and was sick, got carried home by Finan and Dannielle (Lamb's girlfriend), was sick some more, swore a bit, got undressed and put to bed by Katie, Got drawn on by Dean and Finan. While all this happened I was completely out of it!
Another unfortunate TT incident. Finan passed out in his own sick in The Bop. Dean took him home. He walked into a bus...didn't wake up for a long time once he'd been put to bed. Me and Paul stayed, then bought the biggest pizza in the shop before Paul got butted.
JON AND ROB GET TWATTED
After a decent night at the Footage, Jon was viciously set upon by some guy. His knight in shining armour, Rob Porter, gives chase before getting a shiner and a bust nose. We then had a sweetcorn fight with the girls.
ROVERS GO UP
I was pissed...very pissed! Sang a lot. Wore my Rovers shirt to Piccadilly's. Got a straw hat and grass skirt. Looked like a dick. Me and Dean sing in a bush. I annoy Zoe with my singing. Cracking night.
GRANT BANGS HIS HEAD
What a knob. Why did I decide to jump on Paul when he was stood under a door, consequently cutting my head open and giving myself concussion for 2 days? No I don't know either. Liz was a class nurse though.
DEAN, GRANT AND JON GO TO DERBY
Jon invites us back to his house for the weekend to watch the Derby match. Went out to Zanzibar. Top club. Dean almost pulled some thirtysomething bird with his Madonna dancing. Good weekend.
Class...What a night. We went to the all night beach party in our tackiest summer wear. I looked very silly for a change. Went on all the rides. Wasn't too pissed even though I managed to annoy the owner of Abdul's. Got in at 5. Top end to the year.
A first time at the Hangar for most of the lads. The dance floor was empty till me, Dean and Finan started strutting our stuff. The Boys from the Bridge took over, with a new member called Jim. Then there was some trouble and we left. Oh well. Some bird thought we were a real boy band!! How cool is that?