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Rocky Bolboa wannabe in courtroom drama
Justice was finally done, when an unprevoked new years eve attacker was found guilty of his crime.
Spud Slinger was left scarred for life after what was meant to be a night of new year celebrations, turned into a scene from Rocky 4. Spud was glad the whole ordeal is finally over and justice was done. Spud now awaits a healthy compensation payout from the incident, that put him out of work for 8 months. Spud plans a few trips to the bookies and to regularly use the phrase, "Its money i never had!"
Ibiza old boys.....Back on their travels!
Two original members of the infamous Ibiza 2000 holiday are set to hit Majorca with a bang!
Adam Slinger and Danny Chambers are about to embark on a trip of a life time to the wild resort El Arenal. The trunks are packed, and the factor 20 a plenty for these 2 Blackburn Studs! Comparisons are already being made to Baywatch legend David Hasslehoff, because when you see these guys in their tight red speedos, it'll be like walking onto the set of a Baywatch shoot!
The duo are ready for the obvious attention, and endless numbers of women at their disposal. So watch out if your in Majorca, the Blackburn Boys are coming!!!
National Shortage of Danish Bacon?
Rumour has it that an un-named house in the Infirmary area of Blackburn has purchased so much Bacon, the nations supply is drying up!
An inside source today describe the shortage as a 'Potential National Crisis' that would affect all forms of life. The source added, "We really need to find out where all this Bacon is going. If the shortage continues, we'll have to start rationing with the limit being 2 rashers per household."
Efforts are now being made to track down the household going through bacon like its out of fashion. Specialist teams have been brought in to end this strange phenomena.
Walking Advert for Bid-Up T.V?
A 23 year old local man is being lined up to become the new face of top sky shopping channel Bid-Up T.V!
Adam Slinger is currently the number one customer for the show, and on first name terms with all the presenters. He was approached live on air to see if he was interested in the job.
Spud, who's many purchases include a Maurice Lacroix wrist watch, Ben Sherman leather jacket, Polo Sport watch, and a pair of Homer Simpson slippers is currently mulling over the offer.
Keep tuned in to Sky Digital channel 647 to see if the offer is accepted by Spud. And happy bidding if anything takes your fancy!
Fashion Police called on New Years Eve!
The Fashion Police had to be called on New Years Eve 2004, after a school blazer was worn on the night out!
Michael Duffy went for the Jeremy Clarkson 'Jacket and Jeans' look, to the shock of regulars in the Aqueduct! Two friends who were with him at the time had no choice but to call in the fashion police, before any damage was caused.
One regular in the pub said, "When he walked in everyone was in shock! only he knows why a school blazer would be appropriate atire on the biggest night of the year. The fashion police got here just in time!"
The Blazer is now safely hung up in Micks wardrobe, but when it shall be worn again, nobody knows!!!
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