Have a early morning wake up call!!

are you sick and TIRED of the same old top notch players going to another club before yours :( do u feel like giving up all hope of ever reaching the moon? did ur mother forget to teach you to go for your goals? if all of the above occurs in your life and your sick of losing out on your star signings then take over the clubs who want him- then dont put in bids on there behalf and the players there for the taking!!! look he's there!!! Blimey! just watch the sweat of anticipation fall from your sweaty brow! no longer will you be the sufferer of the better teams wrath!! break free from the norm and munch yourself a treat! also reward yourself with a liquid beverage or a refreshing snack after completing the signing of your player in question. Well done my Commited friend, dont be an OX!! dont make clumsy decisions, just buy the player and screw the other teams, screw them to the moon