|Position: Defence / Midfield|
Dozzer, son of Station FC chairman, and benefactor, John Southworth. Automatic choice, obviously.
The jet heeled wonder boy can really go places this season. He is confident he has conquered his liver problems and feels like he could hit double figures in the goalscoring charts as well as over the bar.
Likes to quietly get on with the game, would sooner jaw-jaw than war-war. If the new sponsorship deal with BNP (British Nuclear Power) comes off he will want that shirt on his back on a regular basis.