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Match Report - 26/7/01

Match Report- 29/7/01

Match Report- 02/08/01

Match Report- 05/08/01

Match Report- 08/08/01

Match report- 09/08/01

MEET THE MANAGER!

MEET THE CREATER

MEET THE SQUAD- Doz

MEET THE SQUAD- Elmo

MEET THE SQUAD- Damo

MEET THE SQUAD- Torm

Match Report- 17/08/01

Match Report- 26/08/01

Breaking News- 30/08/01

Breaking News 2 30/08/01

Breaking News- 07/09/01

TARGETT SIGNS ON

HOPWOOD LEFT OUT

Match Report- 23/09/01

Osama Bin Laden

Match Report- 3-10-01

Match Preview 5-10-01

Match Preview 5-10-01 Part 2.

Thwaites Star Hopwod Hoping to Hold on to Place.

Thwaites in Curry House charges storm....

END OF HOPWOOD?

Targett and Hopwood In Video Shocker!!

TARGETT SPEAKS OUT

Thwaites hoping to bounce back

Match Report- 24/10/01

Match Report

Match Report 28/10/01

Match Report 4/11/01

Hopwood accepts apology and looks for Craven scalp!!

Targett Off to Man Utd?

Match Report 7/11/01

New Poll

Match Report 18/11/01

Managerial Changes at Thwaites?

Hopwood wants Capello

HOPWOOD TOLD TO SHUT UP

Hopwood denies Targett talk.

Kittens Make Targett Whole Again!

Targett In No Show!

Match Report 21/11/01

Match Preview 24/11/01

Match Report - 25/11/01

Board Puts a Stop Caravaning Fun!!

Former Hero to Visit as Guest of Honour.

TABBINOR PLAYING AWAY

Tabbinor quick to deny rumours.

Torgey hits the booze

Match report- 5/12/01

Match Report- 01/12/01

Italian Giants in for Defender!

Match Report- 12/12/01

Thwaites hoping for lucky break

TABBINOR, "PLAY ME OR IM OFF!"

Match Report- 16/12/01

TARGETT IN NEW KEEPER COUP

Hopwood signs new deal and then launches battlecry!

Thwaites championship charge coninues

Thwaites championship hopes in tatters!

Elmer

Mascot

New Sponsors for Thwaites

Rival Mascot!!!!

Match Report- 13/01/02

Match report- 20/01/02

Thwaites gunning for promotion glory!!

Thwaites' stalemate over ????

Match report -27/01/02

Thwaites boycott fixture!

Thwaites Stars At it Again!

Dom Hopwood Quick to Deny Rumours.

Thwaites clinch Cup Glory

Hopwood Rejects Madrid

Match Report- 14/02/02

Football Shamed Again as Targett Arrested.

Triumphant Thwaites clinch cup!

Thwaites hoping to put things right

Turbulent times for Thwaites...

Football Named and Shamed!

Match Report- 14/3/02

ATTENTION MARK SLATER!

Ilyas's Wife

Hopwood launches battlecry

Hopwood pulls Britney

Match Report- 20/3/02

Under-fire Thwaites ready for action....

Mr "Marrow"

Dream start ends in yet more misery for Thwaites!

Exclusive......Hopwood's girlfriend....identified

Kati_Lace....leave my man alone....he's mine

Tormay in Lap Dancing shocker

Match Report- 24/03/02

Thwaites face administration....

Tormey To Get The Snip!!!

Thwaites fire blanks in relegation 6-pointer.

Fixtures (7-a-side)

Match Report- 31/03/02.

Match Report- 03/04/02

Match Report- 04/04/02

Tormay in health concern.....

Tormay Picture

Logan in Sexual Preferance Shocker!

Hopwood reveals all in "Horse Monthly" magazine

Hopwood reveals all in News of the World Interview.

Tyler blasts the Thwaite's "Booze Boys"

Logan......"i am not gay"

Match Report- 11/04/02

Logan sexuality exposed....

Hopwood Faces Sexual Harassment Charge!

Hopwood receives recognition

Battling Thwaites earn point!

Relegation looms for sad Thwaites....

Vallance quick to deny rumours

Thwaites crash to Acme....

New Boy Fires Thwaites to Victory

Manager Southworth in stable condition.....

Thwaites crisis worsens....

Inter launch £10 million bid for Hopwood

Thwaites relegation worries continue!

Contact Information for Thwaites Football Club

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 Results
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Thwaites Win To Make it Three out of Three!!

Thwaites FC made an amazing start to the season in a sensational game which
ended 6-6 against Magpies. However Thwaites were awarded maximum points as
Magpies had two men sent off in a fiery encounter. Bric officials ordered
both teams off as the rules state you must have at least 3 outfield players
at any one time.

Thwaites were the better team, squandering several one-on-ones and smashing
the woodwork twice. They took lead through a Carl Elmer strike in the
opening 3 minutes only for Magpies to equalise straightaway. Damian Tabbinor
then cut through the defence to slam home to make it 2-1. However, the same
occured after Thwaites last took the lead as Magpies made it 2-2 almost
instantly. Match referee then dismissed Tabbinor for 2 minutes for an
inocuous challenge much to the disbelief to the rest of the on-looking
Thwaites team. A Magpies player was then sent off for the whole game after a
nasty challenge which was followed by foul and abusive language directed
towards the asian match referee. He referee was simply appalling and the
game lasted twice as long as it should due to all the stoppages.Minutes
before the first half ended, Magpies somehow took the lead to make it 3-2.

Early in the second half, when Thwaites were back to full strength they
looked to make the extra man count. However, Magpies started to play with
more fluency despite Carl Elmer levelling the scores to make it 3-3.
Magpies, however, then stormed into a 5-3 lead. Simon Tipton got Thwaites
back in the game with a delightful free-kick only for Magpies to restore
their two goal advantage to make the scores 6-4. Thwaites then fought hard
and several fierce challenges had the referee dishing out warnings to
members of both teams. The brewery team levelled the scores minutes before
time to make it 6-6 following strikes from Carl Elmer and Mark Slater.
Magpies tempers flared and a second Magpies player was dismissed after
felling Thwaites tricky winger Simon Tipton and Thwaites were handed the
victory and maximum points by Bric officials to send them joint top of the
5-a-side league. Jubilant scenes followed as Thwaites are now top of both
7-a-side and 5-a-side league. Good news as well for Thwaites is that Jamie
Hopwood made an appearance and his rift with manager Gary Targett seems to
have finally healed. Thwaites board members refused to comment on
specualtion that several members of the team were involved in an incident
with a bottle of Jack Daniels in the Station Hotel. However, main
instigator, yet again Jamie Hopwood (when will he learn?).

Match Ratings

Southworth 8 - spectator the first half, busy in the second
Tabbinor 9 - Mr Consistency
Elmer 8 - Lively and aggressive
Tipton 9 - Star performance, quick and eager and bloodshed by the end
Hopwood 7 - Valid Contribution
Targett 6 - Not on long enough
Slater 8 - Another impressive display despite lack of aggression at times

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