Thwaites in Curry House charges storm....
|It has been revealed that a Blackburn curry house is to press charges
against several Thwaites football players after a fracas last Saturday
night. Several witnesses at the scene confirmed to the police that the
footballers were singing and dancing at their table. A food fight also
erupted which led to ugly scenes with one bald headed man in particular. It
is thought Jamie Hopwood and Damian Tabbinor were yet again the instigators
and did little to prevent any trouble boiling over.
A chip pan, menu and food trolley were stolen from the restaurant as well as
a mirror being broken and a man assaulted. Police recovered several Onion Bhaji's on the floor of the
restaurant which could provide key evidence of the food fight that took
The players are believed to have been drinking beer all day watching the
England game which then led to them going round Blackburn town centre before
the chaos unfolded. The Thwaites board of directors must now decide what to
do with the players involved. Manager Gary Targett did little to defend
himself after he himself was involved in the chaos. An eye witness said
Targett was calling several waiters in the restaurant 'Jason' despite their
It is expected Thwaites extremists will retaliate against the charges by
launching several cruise missils directed towards the Divine Cuisine and
owner Pervez Hussain.