Thwaites in Curry House charges storm....

It has been revealed that a Blackburn curry house is to press charges against several Thwaites football players after a fracas last Saturday night. Several witnesses at the scene confirmed to the police that the footballers were singing and dancing at their table. A food fight also erupted which led to ugly scenes with one bald headed man in particular. It is thought Jamie Hopwood and Damian Tabbinor were yet again the instigators and did little to prevent any trouble boiling over. A chip pan, menu and food trolley were stolen from the restaurant as well as a mirror being broken and a man assaulted. Police recovered several Onion Bhaji's on the floor of the restaurant which could provide key evidence of the food fight that took place. The players are believed to have been drinking beer all day watching the England game which then led to them going round Blackburn town centre before the chaos unfolded. The Thwaites board of directors must now decide what to do with the players involved. Manager Gary Targett did little to defend himself after he himself was involved in the chaos. An eye witness said Targett was calling several waiters in the restaurant 'Jason' despite their Asian appearance. It is expected Thwaites extremists will retaliate against the charges by launching several cruise missils directed towards the Divine Cuisine and owner Pervez Hussain.