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Match Report - 26/7/01

Match Report- 29/7/01

Match Report- 02/08/01

Match Report- 05/08/01

Match Report- 08/08/01

Match report- 09/08/01

MEET THE MANAGER!

MEET THE CREATER

MEET THE SQUAD- Doz

MEET THE SQUAD- Elmo

MEET THE SQUAD- Damo

MEET THE SQUAD- Torm

Match Report- 17/08/01

Match Report- 26/08/01

Breaking News- 30/08/01

Breaking News 2 30/08/01

Breaking News- 07/09/01

TARGETT SIGNS ON

HOPWOOD LEFT OUT

Match Report- 23/09/01

Osama Bin Laden

Match Report- 3-10-01

Match Preview 5-10-01

Match Preview 5-10-01 Part 2.

Thwaites Star Hopwod Hoping to Hold on to Place.

Thwaites in Curry House charges storm....

END OF HOPWOOD?

Targett and Hopwood In Video Shocker!!

TARGETT SPEAKS OUT

Thwaites hoping to bounce back

Match Report- 24/10/01

Match Report

Match Report 28/10/01

Match Report 4/11/01

Hopwood accepts apology and looks for Craven scalp!!

Targett Off to Man Utd?

Match Report 7/11/01

New Poll

Match Report 18/11/01

Managerial Changes at Thwaites?

Hopwood wants Capello

HOPWOOD TOLD TO SHUT UP

Hopwood denies Targett talk.

Kittens Make Targett Whole Again!

Targett In No Show!

Match Report 21/11/01

Match Preview 24/11/01

Match Report - 25/11/01

Board Puts a Stop Caravaning Fun!!

Former Hero to Visit as Guest of Honour.

TABBINOR PLAYING AWAY

Tabbinor quick to deny rumours.

Torgey hits the booze

Match report- 5/12/01

Match Report- 01/12/01

Italian Giants in for Defender!

Match Report- 12/12/01

Thwaites hoping for lucky break

TABBINOR, "PLAY ME OR IM OFF!"

Match Report- 16/12/01

TARGETT IN NEW KEEPER COUP

Hopwood signs new deal and then launches battlecry!

Thwaites championship charge coninues

Thwaites championship hopes in tatters!

Elmer

Mascot

New Sponsors for Thwaites

Rival Mascot!!!!

Match Report- 13/01/02

Match report- 20/01/02

Thwaites gunning for promotion glory!!

Thwaites' stalemate over ????

Match report -27/01/02

Thwaites boycott fixture!

Thwaites Stars At it Again!

Dom Hopwood Quick to Deny Rumours.

Thwaites clinch Cup Glory

Hopwood Rejects Madrid

Match Report- 14/02/02

Football Shamed Again as Targett Arrested.

Triumphant Thwaites clinch cup!

Thwaites hoping to put things right

Turbulent times for Thwaites...

Football Named and Shamed!

Match Report- 14/3/02

ATTENTION MARK SLATER!

Ilyas's Wife

Hopwood launches battlecry

Hopwood pulls Britney

Match Report- 20/3/02

Under-fire Thwaites ready for action....

Mr "Marrow"

Dream start ends in yet more misery for Thwaites!

Exclusive......Hopwood's girlfriend....identified

Kati_Lace....leave my man alone....he's mine

Tormay in Lap Dancing shocker

Match Report- 24/03/02

Thwaites face administration....

Tormey To Get The Snip!!!

Thwaites fire blanks in relegation 6-pointer.

Fixtures (7-a-side)

Match Report- 31/03/02.

Match Report- 03/04/02

Match Report- 04/04/02

Tormay in health concern.....

Tormay Picture

Logan in Sexual Preferance Shocker!

Hopwood reveals all in "Horse Monthly" magazine

Hopwood reveals all in News of the World Interview.

Tyler blasts the Thwaite's "Booze Boys"

Logan......"i am not gay"

Match Report- 11/04/02

Logan sexuality exposed....

Hopwood Faces Sexual Harassment Charge!

Hopwood receives recognition

Battling Thwaites earn point!

Relegation looms for sad Thwaites....

Vallance quick to deny rumours

Thwaites crash to Acme....

New Boy Fires Thwaites to Victory

Manager Southworth in stable condition.....

Thwaites crisis worsens....

Inter launch £10 million bid for Hopwood

Thwaites relegation worries continue!

Contact Information for Thwaites Football Club

Message Board

Guestbook

Event Calendar

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 Results
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Gloomy day for Brewery giants!

Thwaites FC suffered a 4-0 defeat in the seven-a-side league yesterday
against league leaders New Rangers. The brewery team played well and were
unfortunate to go 1-0 down after 5 minutes. Simon Tipton than crashed a shot
against the post which was then cleared away to safety which highlighted
Thwaites finishing problems. Midfielder Jamie Hopwood was handed the
unenviable task of a lone strikers role in the injured Dominic Southworth's
absence. He played well but had to drop into midfield due to the attacking
prowess of New Rangers who turned the game on it's head by increasing their
lead to 2-0 early in the second half.

Thwaites also had goalkeeper Martin Slater missing as he went AWOL just
hours before kick-off and refused to play. He will face some questions from
the under-fire manager Carl Elmer. And it was Elmer who went in goal for the
first half and then Ian Davidson, a loan singing who was drafted in late on
replaced him in the second. The pair both pulled off some good saves but
could do nothing about New Rangers doubling their lead to 4-0 in the second
half.

The brewery team will need to pick up points in their next two games if they
are to avoid a relegation dog fight.

Match Ratings

Davidson 7 - Defended well, pulled off some fine saves
Tabbinor 7 - A good game from the competent defender
Elmer 6 - Average performance, made some stirring saves with his feet.
Hopwood 6 - Got stuck in. Not yet grown accustomed to the lone strikers role
Tipton 7 - Skilful performance. Came up against a good defence.
Slater 6 - Tries to do far too much. No doubt he is very skilful but what
does he expect apart from getting tackled when there are 4 players
surrounding him.
Tormay 6 - Too slow, some crunching tackles.
Martin Slater 0 - Went AWOL and was missing from the squad. Got drunk in the
afternoon and went spur at midfielder Jamie Hopwood when asked if he could
play. Shocking attitude from the fat cat.




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