Dom Hopwood Quick to Deny Rumours.

Contrary to earlier reports in this mornings press, Thwaites FC star
Utility man Dominic Hopwood has strenuously denied reports that he bedded
TV beauty Dani Behr.

Hopwood had this to say........"I wish I had but I have never even met
her....Unfortunately, I went home alone....There was a particular beauty
who caught my eye but nothing came of it......this matter is now closed"

Hopwood has been linked to many beauties in recent weeks since his big
money transfer to Thwaites. He refused to comment further but it is
believed that he was seeing Swedish Porn Star "Lickmy Trout" but she is
said to have refused his advances.

Marrow Slater, Chairman of the Thwaites Independent Supporters
Association, was quick to criticise the players actions over the weekend.
"Its a disgrace...they are all a bunch a fuckwits. why did they want to go
in town...you can't even wear trainers...they should have been in the
Fleece or the Station...then they don't turn up for their game...fuckwits
!!!!!"

Thwaites Chairman Dominic Southworth faces stiff criticism of his and his
players actions over the weekend. With the FA handing out disciplinary
hearings like free candy, Thwaites FC needs radical change in order that
they are still part of the Sunday 7-a-side league