You Must Be Joking

An absent-minded professor went to have supper with a friend. There was a terrible snow-storm that evening, and towards midnight the professor's host suggested he should stay the night because of the bad weather. "Thank you", said the professor, "I'll just go home and get my toothbrush and pyjamas."

Question: What birds fly around in formation very fast?
Answer: The Red Sparrows.

A man was having a meal in a very posh hotel.
"Waiter", he said, "Does the band do requests?"
"Yes sir", said the waiter.
"Good", said the man, "ask them to go and play outside."


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