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You have got to laugh! I'll Have Daily Bread, Fries, and a Shake A young lady in our church youth group had the distinction of a long career in the fast-food business. Unfortunately, she had an equally long history of absent-mindedness. One Sunday evening at a youth fellowship, the pastor called on her to bless our evening snacks. The room became quiet as heads were bowed and eyes closed. Then she greeted God with these words: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?" Humorous Lessons from Noah There is a well-known book titled, Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. Let me suggest another: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Noah: Don't miss the boat. We are all in the same boat. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something big. Don't listen to critics; just do the job that needs to be done. Build your future on high ground. For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. When you're stressed, float a while. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.