PAWS-PRACTICAL ALL WEATHER SOLUTIONS
RAISE MONEY TO GET A HOUSEBOAT.
HOW MUCH WILL A HOUSEBOAT COST?
ONLY HARD WORK.
ANY PRACTICAL IDEA, EXPERIENCE AND INTEREST.
I HAVE HAD PEOPLE STAY WITH ME FROM P1 MENTAL HOSPITAL AND FROM 1ST STOP, HOMELESS AFTER TAKING DRUGS, PRISON, PROBLEMS THAT MAKE THEM UNDESIRABLES.
OUT OF 4 THAT STAYED, ONE STOLE, TOOK THE BAIT, PROVED TO BE RECIDIVIST.
THAT`S STILL A THREE TO ONE GOOD RATING.
ONE DAY VOLUNTEERING, FOR PAWS, GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO GO WITH THE FLOW!
BIG BROTHER MEETS CHANGING ROOMS= AFLOAT.
SINK OR SWIM METHODS TO STOP PEOPLE AND LITTER ROTTING IN OUR STREETS.
TWO PEOPLE DIED OF HYPOTHERMIA IN DARLINGTON LAST WINTER BEFORE FIRST STOP BECAME NIGHT STOP AND OPENED TO FEED AND SHELTER PEOPLE.
MARY AND DAVID AT THE BAPTIST CHURCH DON`T BREAK ANY LAWS OF DHNAZISS AS THEY ARE FONDLY KNOWN BY THOSE WHO ALWAYS KNOW BETTER, BUT ARE RELIANT ON BENEFITS.
MY BOOK: HOW TO SURVIVE DOLE AND DIVORCE, LIKE MY MIND, HAS TO BE BALANCED.
THIS WEEK I GOT A £50 FINE FOR NOT PUTTING A BLACK RUBBISH BAG OUT ON THE CORRECT DAY. I WAS IN LONDON 4 DAYS SEEING MY DARLING ENGLISH/COLOMBIAN DAUGHTER WHO IS NEIN THIS YEAR SHE INFORMS ME, MAYBE TURNING GERMAN? SHE CAN SPEAK SPANISH, HANDIER THAN A PHRASE BOOK TO TAKE ON HOLIDAY.
I INTEND TO PARCEL UP MY BELONGINGS AND LIKE A SNAIL WITH A HOUSE ON IT`S BACK, REMOVE ANY WORRY OF BURGLARY AND REPLACE IT WITH PIRATES AND BEING SUNK!
A CHANGE BEING AS GOOD AS A REST.
I WILL DONATE MY BOOKS, EXPERIENCE, ENERGY, INFINITE PATIENCE WITH THE GODLY WHO THINK HALF A MILLION PEOPLE KILLED BY A TIDAL WAVE IS DOWN TO HIM UPSTAIRS OR HIM DOWNSTAIRS, WHEN IT IS HUMAN ERROR AND FALSE ECONOMY NOT TO HAVE EMERGENCY WARNING OF TIDAL WAVE, EARTHQUAKE.
IN DARLINGTON WE HAVE EARLY WARNING OF A DRUG/DRINK/ VIOLENCE/WAVE OF VANDALISM, DESTRUCTION, WASTE-PAWS- METHOD THAT SEPERATING THE GANG, CHALLENGING THEM TO SEE HOW TOUGH, BRAVE AND CLEVER THEY ARE, BATTLING, THE ELEMENTS, HUMAN NATURE TO STEAL, CAUSE TROUBLE, CRITICS WHO SAY A FLOTILLA OF BARGES, WHAT I CALL SLOW DATING, INSTEAD OF SPEED DATING, PAWS- PRACTICAL, I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW IN WORCESTER, I LIVE IN DARLINGTON.
NO HELP TO RELOCATE-IF I`D HAD A HOUSEBOAT-MONTHS TRIAL, ACCOMODATION, FOOD, SUPPORT, NO ONE WAY TRIP.
MANY, MANY PRACTICAL, ALL WEATHER USES FOR A BARGE, FISHING, WRITING SCHOOLS, AS MY NAME WEBB
AT SCHOOL,INSPIRED- SPIDER MAN, OR DUCK FEET, INSULTS, NOW WEBB`S WEB SITE IS A GIFT FROM THE GODS OR THE DEVIL MAKING WORK FOR IDLE HANDS.
DEMOCRATIC, NON-RACIST, AGEIST, SEXIST, FLEXIBLE, I INTEND TO SHANGHAI MY FAMILY, BEG, BORROW AND EVEN SING TO RAISE MONEY.
THAT IS NO IDLE THREAT.
I AM VERY GOOD AT UPSETTING PEOPLE.
LIKE A VERSION OF BOTH GOOD AND BAD COP, COLOMBO DOGGED, WITH THE TRUTH SPAT OUT AT ME LIKE A BULLET.
I AM ASKING FOR VOLUNTEERS, HAVE AN OPEN MIND, A LOT OF IDEAS AND WILL WORK WITH ANYONE WHO IS AS FIT AND CLEVER AS I AM, WITHOUT NEEDING DRINK OR DRUGS, I DON`T MIND A CELEBRATION, BUT IT`S NOT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A PARTY ON YOUR OWN.
SO, EVERYONE NEEDS A A GROUP THEY CAN TRUST.
PAWS- WILL BE LINKING LONG LOST CHILDREN, FINDING SECURITY, GIVING BRAINS AND MUSCLES SOME WORKOUT! A LOT OF PRACTICAL, POSITIVE, ACTIVE PEOPLE, ABLE TO LEAVE OR STAY, WITH NO PRESSURE, ADD OTHERS TO THE GROUP OR DROP OUT.
7 DAYS ON A CANAL BOAT, ABOUT 1OO MILES A WEEK.
A BONDING AND COMMUNICATING EXERCISE.
FOR SOME A LAST CHANCE,the concern of the police, council and solicitors I call blame the victim!
With Dad`s For Justice dressing up as Batman or Superman and Babies for Justice being owed money from Child Support Agency, Stars Under Ice(sorry wishful thinking) Stars on Ice. Celebrity this that and the other, it is like the old saying, look for good in the world and you will find it.
Look for bad, you will find enough evil deeds to make you depressed and world weary.
The fairness of being born rich or poor, balanced out by talent that has made the poor rich from singing, acting, dancing, some genetic trace that skips generations. My drawings give me book marks to envisage scenes from screenplays and books.
The Big Issue are having a display in the Darlington Arts Centre. When anyone asks how much my books cost, I say - "3 divorces!"
Considering my daughter Catherine died at 21 of cancer and I have had 30 years more life than her, putting things down on paper, in the shape of drawings or words, is the only way to understand!
From choirboy and altar boy to vigilante killer writer with a macabre streak!
In fiction, researching the actual causes of crime and war, as much as possible, trying not to glamourize violence, but having a sense of humour, I have helped people who when faced with adultry, debts,dole, would have harmed themselves or others.
Which not only makes me proud. Feel good from helping people, but gives me plenty to write about. David my son was in Jersey with my ex wife Sheila, we saw Indiana Jones 3 so the date of that and A fish called Wanda, we saw on the ferry going there, make the films a reminder of a special time, only swallowing pride enabled to happen.
To have a holiday together as a family!
Something, children benefit from, when they see both sides of the story.
David came up with the idea of Weapon`s Master,which like the A Team that made gadgets out of junk,has led me to wonder why Q has never been seen at home?
SPIES NEVER LOVE-Anyone can jump on the Bond-wagon.
As a suspected Serial Killer of every woman he ever met, the spy would be easily disgraced and a tabloid smear campaign set up.
This Spy Will Never Die-would give True Lies a run for it`s money.
The Mr & Mrs Spy, I have quantified in Killer Writer.
Getting off his chest the murder of his ex, kids and her new husband, Jeff then flees through the Channel tunnel, saving the PM from terrorists.
The question that would occur, what to do with a Killer Writer?
In a sequel to One Flew Over The Cuckoo`s Nest, 5% of violent crime is caused by the mentally ill. Except in books and horror films.Did you know how many solicitors in Darlington are supporting the criminal? Not the victim?
Small wonder the burglar shot by a man at the end of his tether, will continue to fuel crime/reform debates.
No equality, even for the victim of crime.
While the criminal, misunderstood, bad childhood, on drugs, or drink addicted, gets grants, support, free legal aid.
Crime doesn`t pay?
In this Country, we have to be locked in, to keep the agggressive, violent, free as a bird, high as a kite criminal out.
DIRTY MINDS THINK ALIKE!
Nefertete? Diaz. Proof. Facts. Logic. Science made art. Computers and graphollogists and explorers like Zephyr Smith. It all came together . Men went to prison, women served the life sentence. Men were hung for crimes, died in wars, reincarnated to wreak vengeance of the unfaithful. Saturday Nights Alright for fighting, sex, some wimps were lucky if they got a Christmas snowblow job. If they had a job, a place in the modern world after the crush girls had on boys, older men, turned into the Anaconda's grip.
"I don't give presents and I don't make promises. " Harry wanted to be loved for himself. This was Mayflower not Mills & Boon or Disney. The sexist books denuded forests to show liberated feminists, pillaged since Vikings, Romans, Cavemen invented the Have It Away Day.
Men moved when the smell was so bad the cockroaches were hitching rides on the rats. Guts and gore, filthy sex, were manly in prehistoric times. Anything caught was had, cooked and eaten.
ITC promised the television would stick to family guidelines. Try pressing the video pause button -as an inquisitive child. " Are you such a snob you can't be bisexual!"
The pages expunged from history were how the Victorian's kept their frigid puritan bodies warm-burning dirty books.
Dinasaurs were extinct but man, a lot smarter lived on.
He invented sex slaves and suicide cults . Men had better things to do than die.
Begat yourself was changed in translation.
Barter was the oldest form of trade invented by man. Old Jokes, shows, tricks that were still the best. Greed made The Sting hurt more than love.
Forgeries or frauds like the great Piltdown Man hoax. Self delusions of people, even women claiming to be Christ. Nameless ones was a sect, cults were big business, lies. To rank as the Most , to intrigue and cover yourself in glory, women and money.
All the elements of oddness and detective work-spying.
Harry told Louise what her assets and drawbacks were. She had a brain for business so the body of sinful flesh must be for pleasure. Cute. Approved of. Adorable.
Now that he was dead, she was sorry she hadn't. She could have been a rich widow. Debutante heiresses, Maggie Bolin was included in such a swish magazine. Balenciaga made the twelve hundred dollar dress chic.
The peak of excitement. Diaz had modern dungeons with hot plate floors.
A treasure trove.
Men taking over the reins and dictating the pace and place.
Married women men signalled with Ethel shaking as the men of the town saw the toffee-nosed snob 's
Affair. Pretty, blue eyed, 20, blonde, in a layby just off the main road , the thought of her husband being told , men watching, Raul having her then and there, in front of the car, not caring who could see, skirt hitched up around her waist.
Ann and Eugene
Dear Ann and Eugene, Happy New Year.
I phoned you a few times and got your
machine. I have just recieved a copy of
my latest book Killer Writer and been
commissioned to do a true story for a
guy in Swiss Cottage.
Your book illustrations can be done by
my mate. I asked him to do the one of
you at 3 on a chair, on fire, looking
in the mirror. I explained you'd put
7,000 quid in the charity without receipts
before it was registered, so you want
the book money as a nest egg.
10% of sales for the artists help, posters,
leaflets, illustrations I suggest would
For myself I'll donate every *%$X" penny
from the Refuge to your charity, as Vicky
got stuck in Colombia with Eva on an illegal
passport and had to call on wife beater,
child abuser, Satan incarnate Mr Rebb for
I sent you the tape of her saying she had
land in Colombia and on council and benefit
forms -she does not declare this.
She got £2,500 fine for rent arrears in her
name, because in her statement she said-
I couldn't handle money.
The Refuge let Eva get a chair in the face,
let Vicky sleep with me two weekends and
foolishly tried to deny it.
Why would I pawn my wedding ring and
change the locks and next time take her
to Brighton and get the shop?
I stay overnight babysitting at Hampton,
she gives me the flat keys.
So I must be a Monster.
Your charity has to beg for money while
the Batty wives coin it in.
I wrote Grim Reaper about a Refuge that
goes up in flames, just to upset them.
All good publicity for your book, Ann
after your fair-weather friends have let
We have half the book done and with 20
or 30 illustrations, stories of your
help in Survivors own words, we can make
I haven't seen Used, Abused & Confused
in the shops, but I will before I'm
I'm going out with Carol at Horsham
who works for the council, who writes
poetry and short stories, so after 2
years seperation from Vicky, since I
last slept with her- while she was in
a Refuge, I can get her declared bankrupt
and the solicitor has told me to pick a
school in Purley for Eva.
Since I can work from home and Eva at
nearly 4 is still sleeping with her
Mother (Unless she is in a Refuge)
Either way, opportunity is here, Ann.
Jump on the bandwagon and cash in.
I'll close that Refuge at Chiswick
down just by telling the truth.
A man who admits he was abused as
a child, doesn't lie about anything.
My abuser Sue had a breakdown at Xmas,
What a bloody shame.
I enjoyed torturing a confession
out of her.
Write or phone to arrange a meeting,
or I'll be too busy to finish your
book before the next.
Which has become a challenge.
Best wishes and thanks for all your
help and support,
29, Wolsingham Terr
Darlington. D L1 2 J Z
I would like to apply for a position
as freelance writer/photographer.
I did a book called The Winner about
a miner turned antique collector,
starting on the market and then his
History and research and Lovejoy on TV
have fascinated and of course The Antique's
I am currently writing Anne Kelly's life
Story: Used, Abused and Confused, set in
Scotland and Surrey where she now lives
with her husband.
They run a registered charity.
I have the Internet and have published
and sold 4 out of my 40 books completed.
As a butcher I did: Tries Hard about Tony
a school leaver in a gang robbing an old
woman and blaming his sister's boyfriend.
Tony's first job as a butcher in a small
village shop, run by the larger than life
character, Wally Raich, are based on my
first job and learning the meat trade through
IRA bombs in Guildford, power workers on
strike and mad cow disease and vegetarianism,
to the Manager of the meat department at
As a miner I did: Should Go Far and combined
the last days of the mining industry and
pit ponies being taken out, with Gary joining
an equally hard profession of being a salesman.
I enclose a list of my books and would like
you to give me a trial.
I am willing to travel anywhere and cover
any issue or story.
Fascinating, human interests stories and
issues such as child abuse, battered women,
told from research and both sides I feel
would interest your readers.
I've been described as "gregarious," and
a "people person."
Which means people talk to me.
I've met a guard at Spandau prison who
looked after Hess.
My Dad's book: Family Man covers the war
in letters he wrote to my Mother. With 8
children, over 50 years of marriage and
respect of the entire family as a "plain-
speaking man with simple tastes," as he
said at his 80th birthday. He has been
to Miami, California, Portugal, Spain since
his early retirement, so is not slowing down.
Guy`s Hospital, Quintelles,
over 50`s, not on medication.
Phone Michael for further information on 01325 255436
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