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Wavey Daveys Profile
Dave Holt has kindly agreed to be the first victim..sorry particpant in the soon to be infamous player profiles. These are Dave's answers
Name Dave Holt
(is that your final answer?)
Position - depends on my mood, underneath is a classic and a fave
(good answer! One would hope your performance in the box is more lethal when away from the field of play!)
Age - 33
Weight - too scared to look (think what it does to Martin)
Fave Drink - campari and soda....(say no more, does anyone from abingdon drink?!)
Best Finstock Moment - carterton 1 - 2 finstock
Worst Finstock Moment - missing a penalty on my debut (we'd forgot that...till now!)
Most overused phrase - by warwick "you're in"
Best Goal - i get so few nowadays, any goal.
(you forgot that fluke against tackely)
Fave Record - Wavey gave no answer here, perhaps
I am the music man?
Fave food - curry
Person you would most likely to be stranded
on a desert island with? winona ryder..don't you
mean steve ryder?
Person you wouldn't like to be stranded on
an island with ? mad mick, who else!
Which star would play you in a story of
your life? Al Pacino..don't you mean granville
from open all hours?
Party Trick? Most embarrassing drunken escapade? got arrested streaking on a coach back from london once.
Finstock Ambitions? win another cup next year and see off mad mick
Ambitions in life - to be stranded on a desert island with winona ryder
Cheers Dave, you are now part of AF Finstock website history, if that makes you feel good..then
get a life!!
Swampy Compys Player Profile
This profile was posted by thommo, top work
from our former leader.I've added a little
bit but mainly the work of the cat. I await
your profile of thommo in return andy.
Name: Andrew Compton
nickname: Calls himself Comptona / lovingly
known as Swampy
age: 30 going on 50
fave drink Light Ale
best moment: getting picked on a sat for finstock
worst moment: not getting picked on a sat for finstock
most over used phrase: sorry lads i cant play against field town on sat as i'm on holiday
/injured / doing the garden / going shopping /
playing Perry Como records at home
Fave record - remember you're a womble
best goal: all my david beckham goals and the
header in the semi
person to be stranded on desert island with :
person not to be: Thommo (The original
answer has had to be changed due to a
request from Wayne, who despite not
seeing the original took umbridge. Only
to happy to oblige Wayne, me and my
other two script writers are already
compiling your profile. The 3 of us will hopefully be able to put your profile to bed
in the near future.
star to play in my biography: Julie Garland
most embarrassing drinking moment - the night he stayed out with all the lads (sorry must be thinking of some one else)
finstock ambition - to find out if im playing on sat before the manager tells the rest of the team.
ambition in life - to find out if im playing on sat before the manager tells the rest of the team
POSITION LEFT BACK/RESERVE
FAVOURITE DRINK-YES THANK YOU AND ALCOHOL
BEST FINSTOCK MOMENT-MANAGER/PLAYERS PLAYER OF THE YEAR 1998
WORST MOMENT-THAT BACK HEEL AT TACKLEY, AND A RATHER DODGY MOMENT CONCERNING A COMPUTER CHAIR, A BELLY FULL OF BEER AND A CERTAIN CUP WIN.
FAV PHRASE-DO YOU WANT SOME? THE LAST TIME STEVE SCORED JESUS WAS A CARPENTER.
BEST GOAL-HA HA HA
FAV RECORD- ANY WESTLIFE RECORD..STILL IN DENIAL
FAV FOOD-INDIAN/CHINESE ANY TAKE AWAY
PERSON YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET : ANOTHER QPR
FAN AND ANY AFC CARTERTON WINGERS
FAVE GAME : SEE HOW FAST THE WINGER CAN LIMP
PERSON TO BE STRANDED WITH ON DESERT ISLAND :
PERSON NOT TO BE STRANDED WITH ON DESERT ISLAND :
SOMEONE WHO DOES'NT DRINK
STAR TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM : ROBERT DE NIRO (YOU LOOKING AT ME / DO YOU WANT SOME)
Name: Nick Streeter
Weight - A minature Jan Molby without the skill
Position - Centre midfield untill martin said that
he wanted people who could pass and run. Now
hardy (as in oliver) sub / sideline p*ss taker.
Fave drink - The demon beer
Best moment finstock moment
A certain title winning strike in AC Finstock's
first season, back when I could last 90 minutes
and had'nt developed more chins than the
hong kong phone book.
Worst Finstock moment:
There have been none! Even the infamous throw on
moment was part of a greater plan, where from chad
were not ready for my goalscoring pass!
Most over used phrase: Wakey, Wakey (was always
a fan of timmy mallet) and now happy days (those repeats
on UK Gold are really having an impact!)
Fave record - Sebastian Coe's 800 meter Olympic
Best goal: Anytime everton manage to score and my 70 yard strike to win div 5.
Person to be stranded on desert island with :
The girlfriend (in case she reads this!) or if
she was'nt available Cindy Crawford (if
she asked nicely of course!)
Person not to be: Gerrad hoolahoop
star to play in my biography: Del Boy Trotter
most embarrassing drinking moment - Smashing the
crown up with the sup cup.
finstock ambition - to last 90 mins and be at two games
on the trot.
ambition in life - Healthy, wealthy, and wise. Plus the mighty blues to be mighty once more!
Nickname: Wayner / Alex's Special
Age: mental or actual? 21
Weight - More fat on a chip
Position - Left beck..sorry back
Best moment finstock moment - The Cup Win
Worst Finstock moment: - Alex's roaming arm in the
sup cup aftermath
Most over used phrase: Too many to choose from
Fave record - Atomic Kitten
Best goal: N/A
Person to be stranded on desert island with :
Person not to be: Alex
Star to play in my biography:
Graham Norton (another gay icon)
Most embarrassing drinking moment - All of them
finstock ambition - Retain left beck,sorry back berth and win div 3
ambition in life - To break into the UK Pizza
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