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Welcome to The Buzzard, the homepage and diary/magazine for Cry Havoc, Cotswold morris side from Botley in Oxford.






The dancing season winds to its close, and though the evenings have not been exactly balmy at least they have been mostly dry. Amazingly, though, the sun always shines in our Picture Gallery. Well, maybe not Levellers' Day, but blue skies were in evidence at Kirtlington and Chippenham festivals.
In Meet the Morris you will learn one or two surprising things about Jim, and, as you will see below, we now know that Barbara has a secret desire to be another Angelina Jolie, a Tattooed Lady!

Enjoy your hols

Ed
This issue 21.7.08


Tattooed Barbara


by Audrey Nyman
(with apologies to Paddy Roberts)


She was a bit of a gal, I’ll admit

She danced in the best Cotswold fashion.

Down Chippenham way

On a warm Saturday

She got carried away with a passion.



She saw with a start, something close to her heart

So she opened her purse and spent money.

She thought that her bloke

Would soon get the joke,

And he might even find it quite funny.



He gave not a thought to the things that she bought

So she put them away in a cupboard

He feigned interest

Till she took off her vest

And exposed her tattoo of a buzzard.



This was much more than poor Pete could endure

And he made remonstrations quite forthright.

Till Barbara explained

In a voice that was pained

That it would wash off in a fortnight.




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