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Union Street's festive picture gallery!
 COMMUNIGATE EXCLUSIVE! Over the Christmas period, we'll be bringing you the latest action photos of our hooped-heroes in all their glory. Starting with the Mighty Rich Adams, we'll bring you a Street star for every day up to Christmas. Your very own Union Street advent calendar, if you will. |
Richard 'Tarmac' Adams
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Camp, bearded Saturday-chef Anthony Worrall Thompson.
Goateed middle-manager David Brent.
Also looks like: The woodcutter in Little Red Riding Hood.
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Alex 'Guardian journalist' Cobham
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Goateed Australian seam bowler Jason Gillespie.
Goateed Rentaghost court jester Timothy Claypole.
Goateed regal dude Charles I.
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Richard 'The Seal' Sale
AKA:
Wabbit-hunting fatso Elmer Fudd.
Little Britain mong-head George Dawes.
Also looks like: a seal.
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Andy 'Too Sexy' Williams
AKA:
Balding action-hero Bruce Willis.
Balding ex-EastEnders hardcase Ross Kemp.
And of course: either half of camp duo Right Said Fred.
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Ben 'Bender' Beaumont
AKA:
Saved by the Bell super-nerd Screech Powers.
Political satirist/annoying ming-mong Rory Bremner.
Also looks like: teen-doctor geek sensation Doogie Howser.
Or maybe: the kid from MAD magazine.
But definitely: all-round musical hunk Justin Timberlake.
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Mark 'Indiana' Ginsberg
AKA:
Bespectacled weirdo Dr Glossop from the now almost-forgotten Pigeon Street.
Hat-wearing explorer extraordinaire Indiana Jones.
Also looks like: parent-hating poetry dude Philip Larkin. |  |
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Danny 'Danny Boy' Kavanagh
AKA:
Cherub-faced pop idiot Gareth Gates.
Cherub-faced pop idiot Donny Osmond (in his 70s hey-day).
Also looks like: teenage Star Trek dude Wesley Crusher. |  |
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Martin 'Farmer' Scarfe
Twin brother of: wrinkly-faced grumpy-thespian Timothy West.
AKA: 50s comedy twat Charlie Drake.
Or maybe: short-arsed gay icon Elton John.
Also looks like: a farmer. |  |
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Jim 'The Enigma' Griffiths
AKA:
German fashion twerp Karl Lagerfeld.
Or very possibly: white-haired 60s art-twat Andy Warhol.
Or maybe: stiff-upper-lipped 60s swordsman Adam Adamant.
Also looks like: the Invisible Man. |  |
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Matt 'Droopy' Fry
AKA:
Curly-haired cheesy music-muppet David Essex.
Also looks like: retarded canine whinge-bag Droopy.
Or possibly: dances-like-a-girl ballet-twit Billy Elliott.
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Stuart 'Marathon' Mozley
AKA:
Balding, hook-nosed power-plant owner Montgomery Burns.
Balding Star Trek ugmo Jean-Luc Picard.
Also looks like: bald-as-you-like swimming simpleton Duncan Goodhew.
And of course: either half of balding musical idiots Right Said Fred. |  |
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Jason 'Ainsley' Brown
AKA:
Camp chef-plonker Ainsley Harriott.
Or possibly: buck-toothed cartoon-stoner Dylan off the Magic Roundabout.
Or maybe: incoherent canine idiot Scooby Doo.
Also looks like: giant friendly jewellery-dude Mr T. |  |
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Lee 'Furrowed Brow' Steele
AKA:
Tiny-foreheaded scouse mongbag Steven Gerrard.
Shaven-headed Irish moan-face Sinead O'Connor.
Also looks like: shaven-headed alien-basher Sigourney Weaver.
Or very possibly: the alien in Close Encounters.
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James 'Where's Your Sleeping Bag?' Burn
AKA:
Irritating short-arse magician-nob Paul Daniels.
Electro-pop veggie twat Moby.
Also looks like: mong-haired mongo Eric in Get Carter.
Or possibly: jug-eared elephant slow-coach Dumbo. |  |
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Gem 'Theatrical Diver' de Silva
AKA:
A weird-faced Romulan from Star Trek.
Idiotic Jungle Book cute-boy Mowgli.
Also looks like: feline tit-face Felix the Cat.
Or very possibly: the truly strange beaver mascot from the Scout Association.
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Andy 'Doesn't Really Look Like Anyone' Davies
AKA:
Clean-cut TV prat Phillip 'Going-Live-Was-The-Best-Thing-I-Did' Schofield.
Nauseating singing pillock Robson Greene.
Also looks like: Top Gun tit-head Tom Cruise.
Or maybe: singing Geordie idiot PJ.
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Chris 'Also Doesn't Look Like Anyone' Clarke
AKA:
Hard-nut defensive bulldog Terry Butcher.
Or possibly: ugly Russian dude Vladimir Putin.
Or perhaps: minging Tottenham star Martin Chivers.
Also looks like: a frightened rabbit. |  |
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Craig 'Plumber' Bartlett
AKA:
Buck-toothed Queen queen Freddie Mercury.
The fat, gormless son in the Addams Family/Munsters.
Mono-browed snooker dude Ray Reardon.
Mono-browed teenage snooker dude Ronnie O'Sullivan.
All-round handyman and ladies' man Jacko from Brush Strokes.
Tubby fatso Willy from Captain Pugwash.
Grating comedy c*ck-bag Tony Slattery.
Also looks like: buck-toothed cartoon chipmunk Theodore.
Or possibly: beer-drinking, doughnut-munching rotund cartoon-thicko Homer Simpson. |  |
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Neil 'Hairy' Murphy
AKA:
Weird-faced 70s Coronation Street star Jack Watson.
Square-jawed comedy super hero Bananaman.
Or possibly: 'stone throwing nasty man' from obscure 80s cartoon The Little Green Man.
Also looks like: a gorilla. |  |
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Peter 'Zombie' Hart
AKA:
Southampton left-back ugloid Francis Benali.
Scary psycho mong-ball Norman Bates.
Also looks like: a zombie.
Also, also looks like: a zombie-fied Michael Jackson.
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Jan 'Moped' Holloway
AKA:
Yellow-faced feline twerp-ball Henry's Cat.
Brainless hair-ball Wordsworth from Jamie and The Magic Torch.
Ginger-quiff-nobber Tintin.
Also looks like: someone on a moped. |  |
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Keith 'Talk To Me!' Birnie
AKA:
Croaky-voiced mong-box Tom Waits.
Cheeky-faced twat-head Albert Finney.
Irritating bearded Scot-flop Billy Connolly.
Either half of Scottish twit-duo The Proclaimers.
Ginger c**t Mick Hucknall.
Monsieur weird-beard himself, Robert Pires.
Jess-loving ginger post-twat Postman Pat.
A cartoon comedy stork (that's been hit over the head with a hammer).
Lanky, stoned, dog-loving idiot Shaggy.
Also looks like: ginger-bearded, USA soccer ming-face Alexi Lalas.
Or possibly: total c*ck Avid Merrion.
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Crispin 'Dry' Angood
AKA:
Floppy-haired Suede ballbag Brett Anderson.
Stupid-faced Carry-On doofus Jim Dale.
Mullet-haired axe-hero Jeff Beck.
Or maybe: pointy-nosed Rolling Stones prick Ronnie Wood.
Or very possibly: nice-faced tennis moron Jimmy Connors.
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Paul 'Monkey' Harrington
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