The man in the dugout's end of season awards!

Victory of the season (as voted for by YOU) Union Street 0 – 0 Tetsworth (7 – 6 on penalties) Manager of the season Keith ‘Cool Hand Luke’ Birnie Best innovation of the season Post and pre-match huddle 2nd best innovation of the season Andy W’s defensive pre-match huddle The ‘don’t eat cheese to get more pizza’ award Stu and Gem The ‘seriously Danny, that wasn’t your fault’ award The whole team The man in the dug out award for ‘International man of mystery’ William Orindoo The most blatant Street booking of the season Lee Steele in the cup final The best pub in the universe award The Black Swan Most surreal contribution to website “Craig Assam: I desperately need a team, just finished a 2 year ban for violent conduct. I’m a really nice bloke please give me a call chairman” The Craig Bartlett award for playing-with-the-biggest-hangovers Craig Bartlett The Jason award for playing out-of-position Ben Beaumont The Keith Birnie award for most critical / angry man on the pitch Andy ‘We’re Useless!’ Williams The Union Street award for friendliest opponents North Oxford. Lovely chaps. Most heroic / frightening singing-in-the-shower display After the 6 – 1 defeat at Wheatley Best put-down from an opponent ‘Go away and write about in your PC’ Comeback of the season Andy Davies – LEGEND The Alex Cobham award for best beard Rich ‘Anthony Worrall’ Adams The ‘trapped wasp’ award for pure rage Lee Steele The Keith Birnie award for on-field banter Keith ‘Ref! Jewellery!’ Birnie The ‘ravensbird’ award for being drunk after two pints James Burn Goal of the season Any number of Cobham specialities – that overhead against North Ox maybe. Best response to aggressive nasty-men Gem ‘petulant little kick, then run away’ de Silva The teacher’s award for trying to engage chopsy teenagers in ‘dialogue’ Mark Ginsberg The 'in the back ref!' award for most dives/appeals Alex Cobham Fastest man on the entire PLANET Lee Steele The most comedy defensive moment Beaumont throws to Bartlett. Bartlett waits. And waits. And waits. Speedy attacker nips in and scores. Best end of season letter Andy Williams The ‘kick opponents but never look annoyed’ award Andy Davies Best kit washer Ben ‘folded neatly into bags’ Beaumont The William Orindoo award for best contributions to the website Smithy, Macca Best funky singing Keith 'I got those J I N G L E bells!' Birnie Most blood spilt in a season Andy Williams Most apologies in a season Danny Kavanagh The most loyal girlfriend / Street supporter Danny’s missus The ‘he’s only little’ award for alcoholic incapacity James 'Puddle' Burn Best name for amusing anagrams award Craig Bartlett GREAT CLIT, BART CAT-TIT GARBLER TARGET CLIT-BRA Matt Fry MR FATTY Gem de Silva MIDGE SLAVE Martin Scarfe M'FRANTIC ARSE Ben Beaumont BEATEN ON BUM Best drunken Street moment Either Birnie and Beaumont breaking Mrs Matt's chair OR Bartlett and Birnie's High Street experiment Best suit Ginsberg's blue canvas effort Andy Williams/Stu Mozley 'don't effing dink it in this wind' award Alex and Chris v Fairview at Horspath Best medic Whoever put lemon juice on Lee's stud-marked shin in the final Most violent throw Andy W in the final Most over-the-top injury report Rich Sale thinking Danny was out for 8 months and not 8 weeks and therefore thinking he was in goal til next season Save of the season Danny made so many we can't remember, so it would have to be the one Rich made with his arse against Goldenball Oh-so-nearly of the season Union Street 2 - 3 Beckley