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Sally: Dear Uncle Yofi, I'm very nervous of wild animals. Has anyone ever been bitten by one on one of your walks.
Uncle Yofi: Well, there was that time when a flutterby tried to eat Daniel's smoked salmon sandwich but other than that, we're a bit short on buffalos and lions in Sussex!

Harry: Dear Uncle Yofi, WOW! This sure looks great - but I don't have any young kids to bring. Is there a maximum age?
Uncle Yofi: Yes. 98

Arthur: Dear Uncle Yofi, I see your walks are always 5 or 6 miles long. What would happen if I made it to 4 miles and then couldn't walk anymore?
Uncle Yofi: No problem. You can't walk anymore? So run!

Jane: Dear Uncle Yofi, If I come on one of your walks what should I bring with me? A first aid kit?
Uncle Yofi: Good idea - and a case of Champagne