Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged (Jan '05

This humourous item - even though it's New Year - was attached to an E Mail from Carolyn Casey and it's just got to be seen by all.

Schizophrenia : Do You Hear What I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder : We Three Kings Disorientated Are

Dementia : I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me.

Manic : Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid : Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Personality Disorder : You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Depression : Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

Passive-Aggressive Personality : On The First Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me ( and then took it all away)

Borderline Personality Disorder : Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire.

Thanks to Carolyn Casey. More seasonal quips to me via the E Mail - click on left please.....