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John 'Twitty' Witts
 Great shot stopper . Normally sick before the Game due to antics the night before. Not to bad at the Audley quiz either, with his side kick Boulton. Didnt realy feature in the 06-07 season.
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Shane 'Cannon' Mansfield
 only played 2 games. great at keepy ups, usually missing due to a late night in buds! Beware, he is a very loose cannon especially after a few pints!! Didnt make one game in the 06-07 season! to busy fighting!
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James 'Meathead' Meaton
 | Another young lad who has stepped up from the youth academy. Athletic centre back with good pace. A great addition to the team. Mad Hair. Has a great smile. The Mighty Audley's TV personality of the year. Rubbish first half performance through out 06/07 season, brilliant second half though. Needs to find some consistency or fitness for the upcoming season
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Sam 'Great Touch' Leggbagg
 | Worst first touch in history. Excellent centre back who also can play centre midfield. He is missed when he's not in the team.
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Chrissy 'Yido' Shipway
 | | Skilful Right back. Strong and the captain Marvel. likes the refs cards as well. YIDO Brilliant 06/07 season, up and down like a yo yo |
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Simon 'Hero Moorsey' Moore
 | | Left foot like a pitching wedge. The Roberto Carlos of the team. The joker and legend of the team. A role model, maybe even idol for the Audley Youth. Modest too. 06/07 started to find out what his right foot can do. |
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Stu 'Woodgate' Field
 | | Tall central defender who is equally as good in the air as he is on the deck. settled in well after a shaky start. can also score goals. Had the worst debut performance in the Audley's history. Players player of the season 06/07. You'll never beat stu woodgate. |
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Richie 'Nedved' Johnson
 | Came up through the ranks. Doesn't look out of place. Skillful defender. Currently on loan to Cardiff. The best crosser in Wiltshire.
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Steve 'Goose' Mallard
 | Pictured Above - Skills, pace, and two great feet ( 5 Years ago). Goals come naturally to this midfielder( 5 Years ago ). Concentrating more on managerial duties this season. (trying anyway)
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Nick 'Super Gaps' Gapper
 | He belongs in a boy band. Energetic Centre mid. Good shot and has an awesome mullet. The ladies man of the team. 1 Goal in the whole 24 games of the 06/07 season - This man will be dissapoinment with those stats.
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Jonathon 'Big Joe' Baker
 | Super Super JB.Really stepped up to the challenge 04/05 until an injury setback mid-season. Great crosser.
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Craig 'Slippery' Manley
 | | Very Hairy. Scored some great goals last season, busy travelling round the brothels of europe at the moment. Surley the hairyest player in the chippenham league for 06/07 season!! Scored some good goals. Slippery as an Owl. |
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James 'Sicknote' McLaughlin
 | Hey Mona! Great feet. can go round a whole team. Tall strong midfielder and scores goals. Scored four against North Star 04/05 season. Probably the most injury prone player since Darren Anderton. Out injured most of 2005/06 season. Out Injured most of 06/07 as well, just turnt up for wheatshef which is sure to get him injured for another season!! Brains!!
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Adam 'Keefer' O'Keeffe
 | | Can Play on left right. Played every position in 06/07 including in goal where he kept a clean sheet. Definate Utility player when he's not banged up. Also got goal of the seaon 06/07 with his thunder strike against Biddestone whitehorse or his 1 against Corsham park rangers. |
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Ben 'Showboat' Arthur
 | | Ben Arfa. Sunderland fan. Clearly a loser. Disappointed at giving £10 on a bet with Keefer over who scored the most goals. Never bet with experience young man. |
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David 'Legohead' Nolan
 | Youth academy player of the year 2004/05. Skilfull strong youngster. 18 goals in his first season. Wears make up and pretends to be "Davina" on saturday nights.
On the Left Pictured in his younger Skinny Days. To the Right Nedved - Developed a good partnership with Ozzy to the end of 06/07 - Voted the Audleys Largest this season!
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Kieren 'Colonel K' Smith
 | Strong Big target man. Has the potential to bag a lot. Top goalscorer 2005/06 season.
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Chris 'Ozzie' Yeo
Great player who the Audley have been trying to sign for years. He finally gave in to Mallys not stop pressure. No idea about his nickname.
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Luke 'Golden Boots' Gullick
Absolutley Brilliant. Severley missed when not available due to international matches. Top Dogger. The Audleys player of the season 2005/2006 and MVP. |
John 'Goady' Goad
Goady, Goady Goady!
Sulks if he doesnt start and doesnt drink before games. Weirdo. |
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